DampeS8N's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm Blue]

I don't like videos that follow the words...

They never make sense and they never actually represent what the song is about. The litteral translation doesn't befit this song.. Please.. Look up what its about.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Hear that?

It's the sound of me not caring.

[Becoming A Game Animator]

welll,,, hmm

honestly... i hope english isn't your first lang and I also hope that you learn a lil more about game design and programming...

so... unless you can tell me what this is used for

| sx , 0 , 0 , 0 |
| 0 , sy , 0 , 0 |
| 0 , 0 , sz , 0 |
| 0 , 0 , 0 , 1 |

its one of the most basic of matricies for 3d math... and a staple in game programming...

You also might wanna re-check some of your information, spelling, and grammer.

Good luck with game design buddy... perhaps schoolin in the field might be warented?

Chosenofnature responds:

well, it is a plan, thats kinda why im still in school.

[MGS: The Twin Noodles]

wooooooot

bacon are fun!

smiffy-uk responds:

Bricks are too!

[Whistler]

not bad animation....but

8 notes doesn't count as a song... even more so what its just a standard progression of tones that is quite common... example Tequilla! .. and various other songs... even exactly as you whistled it...

but hey... we can't all know music theory..

ChrisNosal responds:

Oh no! It doesn't technically qualify as a song! One word in my description was slightly off! My life is a lie!

hahahahaha...man, music is my life. Don't think I'm ignorant on music theory. But it's irrelevant here.

Come one, it's a minute long, half-assed animation of a guy walking down the street and getting hit in the face.

If you want to critique something like this you say, "Hey that was random, and that makes me unhappy!" or "Hey that animation is crappy!" or something of the like.

The only possible motivation for bringing up music theory in a situation such as this is to sound self-important and try to feel like you're better than other people. Didn't get enough hugs as a child, eh?

[Super Mario World: BEP]

that was boring

i guess it sorta had a plot..well..not really...that was really boring..somewhat well done with the sprites...a few problems like the backgrounds not scrolling as 50% the speed of the forground...you know...like in the game...meh...could have been worse...still really tiresom and boring

Starogre responds:

then y watch it?

[Breakaway]

errr

I don't like music videos that follow the words of the song...
its so boring and obvious...
I would much rather have seen something that fit the mood of the song but wasn't related to the song...umm...shit i forget what it was called...there was a video done a while back to the deftones' change in the house of flies...it was about a family and how the dad beats the kid and the mother...i wish i remembered what he called it..i think it was or is a top of all time...
right..back to the point...I liked that so much better even tho the graphics weren't nearly as nice as this..but the story and the connection drawn to the song and how it played out was what i liked....this was pretty much nothing in that respect...IMHO

LiLg responds:

Hey Dampe, I saw that video for the Deftones and it was really good, however, ya didn't see the story line behind my movie. But that's still cool ya wrote a reveiw. Thanks. Byebye

[War of 2004]

what the heck did you do?

my god... i'v said about everything and called people everything...what the hell could you have done to get banned from reviewing...

TvP responds:

I apparently told someone to "DIE!!" when they submitted the worst movie I've ever seen to the portal, a disgrace, and the user was 'offended' so I got banned. I am a good reviewer too, this makes me pist off! Thanks.

[One Wish]

good idea-ish

very corny.
the progression of friendship went way too fast... without a sense of time going by...
and very corny dialog...
and I had to shut it off when he stood up with the corny lil blue and white whisps...
this was a really nice effort and a great change of pace from the normal death and maiming on NG and I thank you for that...

all this really needs is a longer sense of time and a new set of dialog...and he needs to not stand up...that was totally expected in one of those... no don't do it..that would be so corny...kinda ways

AligatorHead responds:

my lmit is five minutes and i showed the caldner and pictures photos to show the friendship growth in such a small amount of time

[Artificial High]

the offspring suck

ohhhh yeah... and nothing in that was even remotely creative

Sqeezy responds:

how comes everytime we get a bad review, its from a fucking N00b who has no flash skills? Scary, isnt it?

[World of Diablo part 6]

dood....

why do the guys pupils blink... and then his eyelids.....

night-raider responds:

oh see the pupils were a spereate movie clip, so they looped automatically and its uncontrollable. so in order to make sure he blinked when i wante him to, i had to dilute the eylids..just to help the mood. but cmon, a 2 just for that?